r/evenwithcontext

1. 438points

   Huhhhh? (i.redd.it)

   submitted Feb 2026 by u/EllieElmoe to r/evenwithcontext

   55 comments · source

2. 32points

   I definitely would have tried to fuck my stepmom. (reddit.com)

   submitted Jan 2026 by u/gr1mace02 to r/evenwithcontext

   0 comments · source

3. 39points

   It’s edited. There is supposed to be Saddam Hussein in her chest (reddit.com)

   submitted Jan 2026 by u/infinite-snow to r/evenwithcontext

   1 comments · source

4. 12points

   Did he or did he not fuck the cheese? (reddit.com)

   submitted Dec 2025 by u/december151791 to r/evenwithcontext

   0 comments · source

5. 25points

   I used to suck the mouse’s balls (reddit.com)

   submitted May 2025 by u/-goodgodlemon to r/evenwithcontext

   0 comments · source

6. 6points

   psychic (reddit.com) [nsfw]

   submitted Apr 2025 by u/aclima to r/evenwithcontext

   1 comments · source

7. 42points

   "Tell me you’ve never been pregnant without telling me. Imagine not know hippos are the ones who give the ultrasound." (reddit.com)

   submitted Mar 2025 by u/fillingtheblank to r/evenwithcontext

   1 comments · source

8. 301points

   "Sucking babies' penises isn't inherently perverted." (reddit.com)

   submitted Jan 2025 by u/maveric101 to r/evenwithcontext

   38 comments · source

9. 14points

   Scientifically speaking, that’s piss. (old.reddit.com)

   submitted Nov 2024 by u/Kmlkmljkl to r/evenwithcontext

   0 comments · source

10. 36points

    "I've turned into a ghost" (reddit.com)

    submitted Nov 2024 by u/Negative_Rip_2189 to r/evenwithcontext

    1 comments · source

11. 16points

    wedding album (reddit.com)

    submitted Oct 2024 by u/Vitamoon_ to r/evenwithcontext

    1 comments · source

12. 267points

    "I'd fuck a bagel" (reddit.com)

    submitted Sep 2024 by u/Negative_Rip_2189 to r/evenwithcontext

    7 comments · source

13. 33points

    "dudes an amateur anyway, everyone knows when it comes to anal Lego pleasure, you use a condom filled with heads." (reddit.com)

    submitted Aug 2024 by u/Substantial-Claim382 to r/evenwithcontext

    1 comments · source

14. 0points

    These cowboys are wild (reddit.com) [nsfw]

    submitted Aug 2024 by u/atramors671 to r/evenwithcontext

    1 comments · source

15. 25points

    "pubes down to my knees" (reddit.com)

    submitted Jul 2024 by u/leverofsound to r/evenwithcontext

    1 comments · source

16. 110points

    If I were to drink a gallon of someone else's cum, would I be able to ejaculate their cum? (reddit.com) [nsfw]

    submitted Jun 2024 by u/[deleted] to r/evenwithcontext

    7 comments · source

17. 16points

    Grandma was a character. I've got some slides that put the ball sac pic to shame. (old.reddit.com)

    submitted Jun 2024 by u/heavyfriends to r/evenwithcontext

    0 comments · source

18. 103points

    ‘Dude could swallow a mento and blow up his penis’ (reddit.com)

    submitted Apr 2024 by u/MMMaulik to r/evenwithcontext

    3 comments · source

19. 283points

    When I lucid dream, I often pin down a former employer, squat over him, and unleash gallons of tub girl style diarrhea on his face. I listen to him gagging and screaming and wake up with a red hot erection that could melt cheese. (reddit.com)

    submitted May 2023 by u/DovahSpy to r/evenwithcontext

    16 comments · source

20. 229points

    Butt plug accelerated at the speed of sound" is also a brand new sentence. (reddit.com)

    submitted May 2023 by u/ImALittleThorny to r/evenwithcontext

    9 comments · source

21. 110points

    Can they get someone to jerk if off quick while it's still warm to get the semen? (reddit.com)

    submitted May 2023 by u/biffasaurus to r/evenwithcontext

    4 comments · source

22. 391points

    The dolphin was so bonded and in love with the researcher that […] basically died of a broken heart after he lost his handjob acid queen (reddit.com)

    submitted Apr 2023 by u/infinite-snow to r/evenwithcontext

    10 comments · source

23. 166points

    Like I joke about this but in the moment she was scaring the shit out of me and was legitimately afraid she would bite it off or something. And then stabbed me in the chest with a pair of scissors. I miss her so much 😩 (reddit.com)

    submitted Mar 2023 by u/BlueMelonz to r/evenwithcontext

    1 comments · source

24. 170points

    Give me a strap-on and I’ll go to town on DJ Khaled’s esophagus. (reddit.com)

    submitted Feb 2023 by u/SaltyNarwhalCock to r/evenwithcontext

    3 comments · source

25. 151points

    Fr!! I want my face SAT on and refused to get up like Rosa Parks (old.reddit.com)

    submitted Feb 2023 by u/CockGoblinReturns to r/evenwithcontext

    0 comments · source