My girlfriend is now doing crossfit, so I need to start
packing my things to move out. I cant live in this kind of environment
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sidjo86
ChuckBronsoncomedy
Lift your boxes in sets of 5
ModernViking
moves out in sets of 5x5
roarkish
In this situation, I think it appropriate to test 1RM and cut your losses.
ModernViking
It may be a new exercise, gotta ensure form is good
TwerkmansComp
I flexed my abdominals heartily for 5 sets of 5.
ReddThunder
I read this with the comment above as two connected comments that rhymed in song. I am saddened it was not intentional. But I liked it.
Jay_is_Das_Stig
Brethren I was terrified!
MonsterKabouter
bellows with amusement
RockDaHouse690
ShitLordStu
CatLions
the cult of loki aka crossfit has taken another soul, tis sad they only want to be swole thyselves but have been lead astray...
Viking_RnP
Packs your bags heavily. So that ye may farmers walk them to your new village.
GEN_GOTHMOG
My heart giveth weighted palpitations for 5x5, thanks for the workout brother 10/10.
Hotblack_Desiato_
Am I the only worshipper before the Iron Altar who had a positive experience with Crossfit?
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Hotblack_Desiato_
I first learned my prayers in The Box. Not all have strayed. Only a fool can deny that the ways of The Box are easily twisted to heresy and blasphemy, but none of its central tenets are fundamentally abhorrent to Brodin, providing that one holds him in one's heart during worship.
Yea, I say unto you that the practitioners of Crossfit's highest competitive rites return to the bosom of Brodin, seeking greater perfection and purity of the Upward Worship. For the judging of the rites is heavily biased unto the Lifts, and those who are found wanting in their Worship are simply not competitive.
Nevertheless, you are not wholly wrong; the heretics amid the congregation of The Box are legion. If a given temple to Crossfit has regularly sent a team of worshipers (a rotating team, not one or two individual penitents) to the national-level competitive rites on a regular basis for several years AND has a shrine to the Lifts of Olympus (an Oly Lifting club registered with USA Weightlifting), that temple is almost certainly safe for those who worship before the Iron Altar. But it must have BOTH.
If the temple lacks either, yea, it is a den of iniquity.
radio_room
I know this sub generally hates crossfit. But what about people who do strictly Olympic weightlifting.
glottony
You have my couch! And my axe!
adamtheatlian
How did you let this happen?
Mornar
Leaving now saves yourself, brother. However, staying against all odds, lifting you weights as Brodin teaches, and showing the difference in gainz to the heathen to lead them to the light of the Swolefather, therein lies the real glory.
peteyyytran
Don't
soggy7
She'll probably help you move in explosive and random movements.
Jproc0829
Wheymen brother
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"I dedicate my life to the abolition of crossfit"
John Brawn
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TwerkmansComp
Brethren, I fear that Brodin has sent this weighty joke hurtling past thy head at a high rate of speed.
fistisalsoanadverb
Sounds like this form of cardiovascular activity I keep hearing, but would never touch.
TeenFitnessss
Don't mention that word here !
I had to pray to brodin in sets of 5x5 after I read that blasphemy
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"ZERO!" :(.
politicalGuitarist
Crossfit is a cult for narcissists. Stay away, unless you crave attention and poor work out regimens.
WookieNerfherder
True she hath strayed. This sin is nearly unforgivable, but not without hope. Help her become a true swolemaiden brother, Brodin will bless you with gains for doing so.
BlackmetalStrength
You should pack your bags for time.
March1392
Is she vegan?
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Ye_Goblin
Crossfit is a great substitute if your form is correct!
KyBourbon
flibbidygibbit
95lb snatches for a bizarre rep/set scheme of 21/15/9 reps "for time" will not be done with good form.
Is there a swole-shelter near you? Pack your iron and leave tonight, brother.
thermobollocks 134 points · Jan 2017
We need no shelter but the Iron Temple.
btmims 68 points · Jan 2017
Instructions unclear,
now living in the gymsnuck a cot into the gym.90guys 72 points · Jan 2017
Sleep on the benches, with plates as your pillows
btmims 57 points · Jan 2017
I tried that, I have grown too large to sleep on the benches... My lats hang off like wings, the slightest relaxation (such as when gains occur) will cause me to lose my balance.
But I will throw out my pillow, thank you for the suggestion.
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Heflar 11 points · Jan 2017
FTFY
Nitro_R 14 points · Jan 2017
FTFY
flibbidygibbit 22 points · Jan 2017
wheymen
I_Can_Explain_ 60 points · Jan 2017
I've never heard of a swole shelter, only cardio bunny hutches.
/r/swolerights
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