u/AlanNotAlda

I remember him in one of the blackout skits on Night Gallery. He wore a full facemask, and he kept trying to blow out a candle unsuccessfully. saying his lines...puff...saying his lines...puff again...saying his lines...puff a third time. Very funny.

Yet another rare instance of Klinger being called by his first name!

"Hello, I'm from the House of Dior. Consumer research. They sent me out here to determine why a single man is buying so many of our dresses. I guess I have my answer."

Sometimes an actor or actress just isn't available, so you have two Donald Penobscots.

He keeps himself in a state of utter confusion. It requires tremendous discipline.

Yes, but Col. Flagg was no doubt undercover at first, gathering information. He was a master of disguise.

He was a sensitive soul. Wearing dresses and being feminine freed him from having to act macho. And for those who say he didn't act feminine, I refer you to when he cried at Margaret's wedding, when he was wearing that lovely gown. There's nothing shameful about being feminine sometimes. Wearing dresses didn't mean he had to cry like a woman, it meant he got to.

"That's Pierce."

"That's not the kind of discharge I'm looking for."

rotflyao?

"You are not Olivia de Havilland."

"You want a coke?"

"Yeah, I'll have a coke."

"What kinda coke you want?"

"Pepsi."

"So you want a Pepsi coke?"

"Yeah, I'll have a Pepsi coke."

You won't be sorry.

I heard a lot of people fell off the couch laughing.

"Particularly nice weather we've been having."

"You could pick a lock with that thing."

"Colonel Potter has an outfit just like that. But his is all wrinkled."

This is from that tour when he grabbed June's suitcase by mistake. Good thing they're the same size.

Another great soda you can get on Amazon is Cheerwine cherry soda. A North Carolina product. It's everything Cherry Coke wishes it was.

There are not many circumstances in which that could be taken as a compliment.