u/Boring-Summer8047

The Internet has everything imaginable. David The Arrow Bard, for instance. This is a link to his Batman poledance competition entry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1GXQsyehTk

You mean he's not!?

You're looking for Allendale! It's far enough north of downtown that you don't have to deal with downtown traffic. There's a while bunch of shops and eateries up and down Burnet. The neighborhood is lovely, and Shoal Creek Dr is one of the nicest roads in Austin. It's also just down from another great shopping area that includes a theater, a bunch of restaurants, and the north Epoch location. There's a Walmart, and a Ross right next to it, too. The neighborhood gets more rain than other places in Austin, but not so much of the severe weather. It's also only about 20 min from the Domain.

Does Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego, count?

Dang! I didn't realize it was so common.

Flying House! I was basically only allowed to watch Christian shows. Thank goodness for Lavar Burton and Mr Rogers!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flying_House_%28TV_series%29?wprov=sfla1

That would make sense. I was raised by PBS, but wasn't allowed to watch Sesame Street or Barney. So I watched a lot of adult oriented TV that scarred me for life.

Yeah! Next time I'll just bite their whole head off!

It was honestly hilarious to see how people reacted to it! I could always tell which of the guards had seen my record. They would treat me like I was super dangerous! 🤣

Geez! That totally tracks. I would love if there was some way to punish these aholes. I know way too many people who have permanent effects from cop-inflicted injuries. I bit the guy because he was forcing his way in. I was so scared I was going to get raped that I lost control of my bladder. They claimed that I threatened them with scissors! I'm honestly shocked that I didn't get "resisting arrest" as well!

Thank you. I'm actually rather proud of it. Makes me seem way more badass than I am, for sure!

Same! My parents joined a cult when I was a kid. I'm an atheist now. Turns out, beating someone until they "set a good example" has the opposite effect!

Apparently so, according to my felony. You bite one cop, and the next thing you know you're in jail! 🤣

Right!? I saw a documentary about it on PBS back in the day, and seeing the corpse pictures unlocked my suppressed memories. Between documentaries and westerns, I had quite a lot of nightmares! My mom can't stand sci-fi, and blamed my nightmares on watching Star Trek. 🫠

I'm pretty sure it's because they're mostly to restrain the babies so they don't flail around and hurt themselves and others.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of the song! I definitely also went "OH! The Franklin expedition.The Franklin expedition!"

Great! Now I'm bawling! 😭

Okay. I thought the slowing was due to the unbalance.

No one thought to hit the emergency stop bottom, eh? Gotta look like a hero!

I really like the batfam art. It's super cute! I was just taken aback with the flying fox pic in this context. Oof

I'm pretty sure they're referring to the fact that this kid straight up looks like a serial killer! Yeeikes!

Yikes! This is some dark IYKYK shit. That bat picture is of flying fox babies. There was a mass "die-off" caused by global warming this summer. The mother's died because of the extreme heat. Whatever you do, do NOT go looking up videos! Like, seriously, don't do it! I'll never get the screaming out of my head.

Yeah. Being child labor is great, and doesn't at all leave your body broken and disabled in your twenties! 🫠

Doing your hair up as horns is so freaking clever!! You look amazing. Good job!