u/Delivery-Plus

21.0k post karma · 77.6k comment karma · joined Dec 2020

  1. 23points

    How do you burn a Vampire? (self.cleandadjokes)

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  2. 34points

    Latest haul. (old.reddit.com)

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  3. 18points

    Latest Coinstar haul. (i.redd.it)

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  4. 17points

    Why was Pinocchio so messed up in the head? (self.3amjokes)

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It’s about finding something unexpected in the reject bin at the Coinstar machine. Sometimes it’s been silver, more often just low denomination foreign coins.

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It was Mommy Pastrami.

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Have a swig at 201 Broadway, Wisconsin Dells, WI.

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The Ready Raven!

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92.5% Ag AF

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I wouldn’t recommend eating one, it’s got a hare in it!

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She’s hard to resist!

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Oh lardy!

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The tallest pile of cats is in Nepal, I think near Catmandu.

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I don’t like highway dividers, probably why everyone says I need to stay in my own lane.

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Birth records spoons are born every minute.

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This joke has many layers.

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That’s what she said!

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Makes cents!

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She was older prostitute, from 1980’s, before Putin. She like much slaughter of things… she was not easily pleasured, it took a lot to get that Gore Bitch Off!

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I’d tell you how I don’t agree, but that would be diss cent.

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I saw them. One of them was a Feller!

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Me on my unicycle raising unibrow in suspicion…

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Take their honey with them.

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Like a rug!

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Why did he not go on a second date with her?

She was not his stipe.