u/Delivery-Plus

21.0k post karma · 77.6k comment karma · joined Dec 2020

1. 25points

   How do you burn a Vampire? (self.cleandadjokes)

   submitted 1d ago by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

   0 comments

2. 33points
   

   Latest haul. (old.reddit.com)

   submitted 7d ago by u/Delivery-Plus to r/CoinstarFinds

   5 comments · source

3. 18points
   

   Latest Coinstar haul. (i.redd.it)

   submitted Jul 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/CoinstarFinds

   1 comments · source

4. 16points

   Why was Pinocchio so messed up in the head? (self.3amjokes)

   submitted Jun 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

   10 comments

5. 9points

   This weekend I did GTL. (self.3amjokes)

   submitted Jun 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

   2 comments

6. 54points

   I have a rare visual and cognitive disorder. (self.3amjokes)

   submitted May 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

   2 comments

7. 305points

   What did Papa Smurf say to Smurfette after she gave him a blow job? (self.3amjokes) [nsfw]

   submitted May 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

   25 comments

8. 79points

   I dated Jethro Tull’s sister. (self.3amjokes)

   submitted May 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

   19 comments

9. 28points

   A magic joke (self.cleandadjokes)

   submitted May 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

   1 comments

10. 30points

    What a Seagull’s favorite pickup line? (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    5 comments

11. 216points

    Apparently Australian men use briefs made from duck feathers. (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    5 comments

12. 64points

    What’s a tree’s least favorite beer? (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    9 comments

13. 48points

    Tomorrow is April 21st. (self.3amjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

    10 comments

14. 9points

    I watched “The King and I” (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    2 comments

15. 120points

    There’s a new show about a failing Labiaplasty clinic. (self.3amjokes) [nsfw]

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

    7 comments

16. 18points

    I created a repository that tracks a post WWI international art movement. (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    5 comments

17. 129points

    New sex term: (self.3amjokes) [nsfw]

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

    17 comments

18. 22points

    Why did the urban transit rail system feel sick? (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    4 comments

19. 42points

    How do you control a horse in space? (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    6 comments

20. 16points

    Gandalf miraculously returns. (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    5 comments

21. 94points

    Elton John doesn’t like lettuce in his salads. (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    15 comments

22. 50points

    I had no idea that my property would be inundated with rabbits. (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    1 comments

23. 20points

    Why did the Chicken cross the road today? (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    10 comments

24. 199points

    I had unprotected nasal sex. (self.3amjokes) [nsfw]

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/3amjokes

    23 comments

25. 15points

    I made Jesus dough. (self.cleandadjokes)

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/Delivery-Plus to r/cleandadjokes

    2 comments