u/DoppelFrog

One of my colleagues uses social media to get ideas for their stories.

You certainly can't. 

I feel sorry for your colleagues. 

Are two of those "5 figures" after the decimal point?

You dropped these: . . . . . . . .

Yeah you will.

OP, when was the last time you touched grass?

Make sure you watch 'The Shining' - it's a documentary about this sort of thing.

What jail?

How long can you afford to be without a job?

Sex. 

Cooking lessons

Lol, no. 

Have you tried being more attractive to them?

No thanks. 

This is work.

Wait. What?

Are you billing them for your time to watch these videos?

I know this is highly unusual, but I use mine to know what time it is.

You work in a pizza shop. Nobody cares beyond getting paid.

No.

Fuel. 

Oh no. Anyway...

It's about to be declined in r/Canberra too.

PPE is just sensible.