u/DoppelFrog

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DoppelFrog
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Wherever you go, there you are. 

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What happens if you tap the power button, rather than hold it?

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Why not both?

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One of my colleagues uses social media to get ideas for their stories.

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You certainly can't. 

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I feel sorry for your colleagues. 

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Are two of those "5 figures" after the decimal point?

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You dropped these: . . . . . . . .

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Yeah you will.

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OP, when was the last time you touched grass?

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Make sure you watch 'The Shining' - it's a documentary about this sort of thing.

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What jail?

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How long can you afford to be without a job?

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Sex. 

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Cooking lessons

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Lol, no. 

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Have you tried being more attractive to them?

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No thanks. 

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This is work.

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Wait. What?

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Are you billing them for your time to watch these videos?

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I know this is highly unusual, but I use mine to know what time it is.

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You work in a pizza shop. Nobody cares beyond getting paid.

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No.