u/NearlyHeadlessLaban

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NearlyHeadlessLaban

Celebrity GAs. It never works.

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Perego did DNA on Smith descendants. Lamanite DNA is another matter entirely and AFIK he hasn’t touched that.

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Endianness. Talking about an endian problem put myself and a coworker in front of HR,

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Hose bag was somethjng TV censors would allow, they would not allow douche bag. It caught on.

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Otis

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There is also a point where it’s not an economic decision. My mother is approaching that time that she can’t take care of herself, but she refuses to leave her home. That’s one option on the table.

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Also 17. I graduated high school early. and went to university.

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Shush. Don’t tell them. Let it play out.

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The actual phrase is a few months before. It has always been a few months before. But everyone remembers shy.

Still a terrible phrase though.

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>Is Mormon God stupid?

Yes.

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An inculcation exercise.

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Channel changer and rabbit ears turner.

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A color TV. My parents didn’t get TV with a remote until I was in my twenties.

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You should also do a breakdown of how many items in the BITE model of cults the church meets. Hint, all but two of them in the original, and all in the updated model.

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I have never heard of a release testimony. Just don’t.

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They go by Donald instead of Don, sometimes preceded with a definite article.

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Soap, saponification, was probably independently discovered multiple times. Someone dribbled hot fat from their meat into the ashes of their fire. Later when handling the cold ashes it stuck to their hands. When they used water to remove it they discovered it lathered and cleaned their hands better.

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Without a written language there would have never been widespread education about germ theory.

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This. Sucrose is a plant sugar. It evolved millions of years before a human thought “I’m going to eat that plant.” It wasn’t invented.

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And I agreed with you. A lot of us had to figure that out. Since I walked that road and others gave me their patience to walk it, I grant others the charity of the time to make their own walk.

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I call bullshit on it as well, but when Todd knew is irrelevant. Todd either knew six years ago or he knew long before, and he still did nothing.

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Dick Scott’s despicable legacy.

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Cedar city has the ultimate steeple dong. How did that penis head, with a ventral coronal glandis no less, ever escape the review of the architects?

https://churchofjesuschristtemples.org/assets/img/temples/cedar-city-utah-temple/cedar-city-utah-temple-2301.jpg

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It also doesn’t apply in Singapore. The Singapore temple is the same temple template as Fairview. It has no steeple at all, just a conventional hip roof. They didn’t even try. The church knows that in Singapore the church would have just been told “no temple at all then.”

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Porn users can still pay tithing.