u/NearlyHeadlessLaban

40.3k post karma · 328.7k comment karma · joined Apr 2016

1. 135points

   TIL there are no rivers that flow into the Red Sea. None. Zilch. (self.exmormon) [Doctrine/Policy]

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   42 comments

2. 41points
   

   On this night 199 years ago a damned fool saw the Epsilon Perseid meteor shower against the rising Milky Way and thought he witnessed the hosts of heaven waging war. (self.exmormon) [History]

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   2 comments

3. 20points

   Missionaries that served in Korea (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   7 comments

4. 32points

   Since they have acknowledged there is no revealed pattern for garments and… (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   10 comments

5. 600points
   

   The hijacked church logo, hypocrisy, and St Petri’s church (i.redd.it) [General Discussion]

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   60 comments · source

6. 172points

   John Gilbert, possibly the true creator of Mormonism that most have never heard about. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   25 comments

7. 26points

   How is a temple in Colonia Juárez justified when it has a population of 790? (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   13 comments

8. 14points

   Who was Chandler Hendry? (self.exmormon) [Church News]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   17 comments

9. 776points

   Overheard “I’m going to look around while you stand in line for your magical underwear” (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

   submitted Feb 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

   33 comments

10. 39points

    I bet Clark has done the math already. (self.exmormon) [News]

    submitted Feb 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    24 comments

11. 53points
    

    B1M, a mega projects documentary program, pegs the SLC temple renovation at $2.4 billion. (self.exmormon) [News]

    submitted Jan 2026 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    22 comments

12. 668points

    I’ve been assigned by a 1 AM text message (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    208 comments

13. 18points

    That time when I sent the church a bottle filled with shit… (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Nov 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    6 comments

14. 37points

    Nov 2025. Children of the POX could finally be getting baptized. (self.exmormon) [Doctrine/Policy]

    submitted Nov 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    19 comments

15. 91points

    He never served a mission. He has never been a bishop. He has never been a stake president. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Oct 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    46 comments

16. 8points

    Will Dallin reorganize the FP before conference? (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Sep 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    6 comments

17. 6points

    Russ said he called Dallin to the FP because he thought the next president should… but Dallin won’t call Jeff. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Sep 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    4 comments

18. 236points

    Dying ward in mid America. (self.MormonShrivel) [1. Ward/Stake Shrivel]

    submitted Sep 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/MormonShrivel

    48 comments

19. 12points

    Uptick in videos by Jeffrey and perhaps he has a renewed hope that he will become a church president. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Aug 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    17 comments

20. 162points

    Why does my stake think that since I do not have a TR that I want to spend a day next week landscaping the temple? (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Aug 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    36 comments

21. 62points

    A new appliance appeared on the kitchen counter yesterday. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Aug 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    11 comments

22. 33points

    I was thinking about going to Easter church. Then I learned about the mandatory priesthood choir. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Apr 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    7 comments

23. 1,561points

    I was told by a church IT technician they find porn on GA’s church issued computers all the time. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Apr 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    368 comments

24. 246points

    My predictions for this coming weekend. (self.exmormon) [General Discussion]

    submitted Mar 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    67 comments

25. 78points
    

    Final rendering of the Kiribati temple on Tarawa released. Apparently a spire is kind of important after all… (i.redd.it) [Humor/Memes/AI]

    submitted Jan 2025 by u/NearlyHeadlessLaban to r/exmormon

    3 comments · source