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Her crotch was too chafed from riding the fence for so long. She had to finally choose a winning side.
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Tenet- best. Minimal masturabatory exposition, like he gave up on trying to make it make sense. Finally, he just knew when to quit.
Inception- worst. After an hour of nobody shutting the fuck up I just quit watching. Revisited it later and it blows my mind how people think this movie represents a smart person executing a great idea.
Best thing to come out of it was the South Park parody.
I find it's best to watch a Nolan movie once and never more than that. Things that might seem like cool deas just make less sense with repeated viewings.
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First Ammendment reads: Time to shut the fuck up, slaves.
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Kid's head lopped off. Hilarious shit.
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Yer sisters cunt.
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The sheriff is a n(bell rings)!
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Nobody respects that fucking moron. He's a tool to be manipulated by flattery. Only the dumbest shitheads on earth can't see it. They are the only people more pathetic than him.
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Nolan all makes me think. Questions like: Why is this stupid shit happening? Why are they saying these dumb lines? Holy fuck with the exposition, when is this stupid movie gonna start? And: Holy fuck when is this stupid movie gonna end?
DV has the opposite effect.
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Cuz its shit.
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Lincoln, Bridge of Spies, the beginning of West Side Story looked magnificent but I had other shit to do, never kept watching. Might go back.
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Netflix can't win. People bitch that shows stop at one season.
Then people refuse to watch a second season citing some bizarre reason like it's a matter of principle. "Too long between seasons, no recap, dementia purged my memory, etc"
Netfix should just make Ow My Balls and be done with it. I'd watch that too.
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Watching him shit talk Twilight on tv when the franchise was at its peak.
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Didn't post the list? What an asshole.
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Your sister's cunt.
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Oof.
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Fodder for meme making motherfuckers now?
Your sister's cunt!
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Family values, etc.
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I willa nowa sucka botha youra cacks.
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She was a big mouth fuck!
Fuckin twat shoulda got a lawyer when she got pinched.
Even Quasimodo saw this coming.
Fuckin twat...
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A truly awful piece of worthless garbage.
I thought it was just shit until the ending. Then I realized it was pretentious shit too.
Guy Ritchie deserved a punch in the balls for that one.
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With Coogler slated to direct its no small mercy it was scrapped.
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I wipe my ass with your cigar afficionado boolshit.
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How come you can't spell your own name properly?
Fuckin stunad.
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Fuck Wal-Mart and fuck Mcfarlane. This dipshit move required extra effort.
Harrigans all seem too dumb to live at this point. Frankie is basically the protagonist and Harrigans ain't even putting up a fight.
They just wank themselves off about endless daddy issues. Frankie's murdering them, blowing their shit up and they don't even seem to have any instincts for self preservation.
Harry should just kill them all at this point. Fucking wankers.