u/R_Similacrumb

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Harrigans all seem too dumb to live at this point. Frankie is basically the protagonist and Harrigans ain't even putting up a fight.

They just wank themselves off about endless daddy issues. Frankie's murdering them, blowing their shit up and they don't even seem to have any instincts for self preservation.

Harry should just kill them all at this point. Fucking wankers.

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Her crotch was too chafed from riding the fence for so long. She had to finally choose a winning side.

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Tenet- best. Minimal masturabatory exposition, like he gave up on trying to make it make sense. Finally, he just knew when to quit.

Inception- worst. After an hour of nobody shutting the fuck up I just quit watching. Revisited it later and it blows my mind how people think this movie represents a smart person executing a great idea.

Best thing to come out of it was the South Park parody.

I find it's best to watch a Nolan movie once and never more than that. Things that might seem like cool deas just make less sense with repeated viewings.

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First Ammendment reads: Time to shut the fuck up, slaves.

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Kid's head lopped off. Hilarious shit.

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Yer sisters cunt.

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The sheriff is a n(bell rings)!

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Nobody respects that fucking moron. He's a tool to be manipulated by flattery. Only the dumbest shitheads on earth can't see it. They are the only people more pathetic than him.

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Nolan all makes me think. Questions like: Why is this stupid shit happening? Why are they saying these dumb lines? Holy fuck with the exposition, when is this stupid movie gonna start? And: Holy fuck when is this stupid movie gonna end?

DV has the opposite effect.