u/Rae-Swallows

If you ain't first, you're last!

Double ply toilet paper

Useless in my house. I'm undefeated against snacks.

LOL I got one of these when I posted a sarky/funny title to one of my posts about finding something at the beach and saying when I licked it, it tasted salty. Coz that subreddit is notorious for asking people who take pics of holding random stuff with no gloves if they tasted it.

I had to edit my post coz people were just not catching the joke part of my post 😂

Well, I guess you didn't die.

Better luck next year.

Start by peeling them.

But it's Mike though...

Charmed

Anything is when you try hard enough...

You mean by the tit

I'll shit you out later

It has a flared base...so...

*Waits right here...

I got what I thought was my dream career at my dream company.

After a superior harassed me and my direct management blamed me for being "overly sensitive due to working long hours"...I realised it was just that. A dream.

Pretty self explanatory I'd say...