u/Toosder

Calm down, sweetheart. You're going to be okay. We gender a lot of things like airplanes and cars. United Kingdom is a she. So breathe easy. Pronouns aren't going to hurt you!

Nothing gets my goat more than "tradition" as an excuse for anything. (My goat is free roaming and well fed.)

The bad hosts are so mad about these new rules and us good hosts literally don't have to change a thing.

Men aren't wearing more. We know you don't go to the gym honey, you're stuck in mommy's basement or you would see that men are also wearing short and tight clothing at the gym. Fucking creeps.

I'm so grateful that this thread is still using mooch as the standard unit of time. I don't want to lose that! We've lost too much already! We shouldn't change it for her.

Nooooooo can we please still use a scaramucci or a mooch as a unit of time? Because that's so much cuter than a Zacharia as a unit of time!

Fantasy friends. It's one if the key fake markers

We're waiting for the link, OOPs second fake account. 

It wasn't even good fiction 

1000000% fake