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Marge Language Models are the worst.
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Is "everyone" in the room with us now?
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Linda: Wherever -> Backtrack to asylum entrance -> Lake -> Transit System
Bacon: Wherever -> HQ -> Transit System
That backtracking can be a huge pain in the ass. Indisputably more "direct" to bamf directly to the camp.
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It's always funny when people are so marinated in their own cryptic jargon that it literally can't occur to them that the jargon itself is what someone is questioning.
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we hung out and Hu
WTF?
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No, young ones aren't that familiar with Mr. Bean.
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Do YOU know the muffin man?
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Spotted the tutorial-skipper.
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You can also make the trip indirectly
Indirectly? That's the most direct method available, since you can do it from basically anywhere. I never use Linda for transport since you have to walk all the way back to the asylum entrance.
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Thanks y'all for the reminder that most r/gaming posters are fucking idiots.
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And yet nobody says that we're ignoring the mouse in the room.
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That's like saying a nuke is just a bomb.
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You would have to be literally blind to not notice all the low-res pixelated textures in the SS1 remake.
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System Shock 1 gets called out in this sub as not actually an imsim on a regular basis. It's at most a proto-imsim, lacking the interacting systems of a true imsim.
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It's kind of sad that you're perfectly okay with clickbait headlines as long as there isn't an explicit rule against them.
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The remake is entirely too obsessed with being "retro". Like, Nightdive made a pixelated retro version of System Shock with seemingly zero awareness that a pixelated retro version already existed.
And they never fixed their godawful version of the final boss fight.
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People who inexplicably use emojis to describe what someone said with their voice.
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"If you're watching this, this is not a dream. We are transmitting from the year one nine nine nine."
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Strike that, reverse it.
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"Throw me the book!"
"Throw me the hostage!"
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What word is fnord? The person you're responding to didn't even mention a word.
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First, Human Revolution isn't retro. Second, System Shock isn't an imsim.
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Because nothing else can do all the things it does.
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Whoosh.
That's Bizarro Borg.