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u/callmestinkingwind

1.2m post karma · 252.6k comment karma · joined Oct 2023

  1. 3,729points

    i’m sorry for this, but i’m very high. (old.reddit.com) [HOME OVEN]

    submitted Jun 2025 by u/callmestinkingwind to r/Pizza

    401 comments · source

  2. 9,893points

    [homemade] sub sandwich (old.reddit.com)

    submitted Jan 2026 by u/callmestinkingwind to r/food

    366 comments · source

  3. 8,513points

    i’m bored. here’s a homemade hot sandwich dump. (old.reddit.com)

    submitted Mar 2025 by u/callmestinkingwind to r/eatsandwiches

    280 comments · source

  4. 471points

    had nothing to do yesterday so i got everyone together for a family photo. that's everything from broken garbage to safe queen. feel free to nitpick. (old.reddit.com) [SOTC]

    submitted Nov 2023 by u/callmestinkingwind to r/knives

    102 comments · source

  5. 223points

    come with me. we’re doin weird shit. (old.reddit.com)

    submitted 3h ago by u/callmestinkingwind to r/stonerfood

    27 comments · source

  6. 57points

    it’s clean out the freezer week. i call this “(half way through i realized i should have gone stroganoff) bratwurst and bacon alfredo. (old.reddit.com) [Homemade Dish]

    submitted 3h ago by u/callmestinkingwind to r/pasta

    4 comments · source

callmestinkingwind 1 points · 2h ago

i put cream in it

callmestinkingwind 4 points · 2h ago

it’s pasta water. i did things kinda out of order for a traditional alfredo but that’s what it’s based off of.

the sausage is homemade bratwurst btw. clean out the freezer week over here.

callmestinkingwind 8 points · 2h ago

the cats do what the want. sometimes they come out and sometimes they don’t. neither really eats people food anyway.

callmestinkingwind 14 points · 3h ago

i sandwich occasionally.

callmestinkingwind 23 points · 3h ago

she’s out in the dark poopin

callmestinkingwind 1 points · 3h ago

not at all. they were moist but kinda crumbly at the same time.

callmestinkingwind 2 points · 3h ago

flour and parm. i think it might have to bake the crust at a lower temp for longer to get some moisture out. although that was at 425 for like 20min so i dunno.

callmestinkingwind 6 points · 6h ago

ah.

$4

callmestinkingwind 1 points · 15h ago

i was talking to a customer yesterday and i was in the middle of referencing a tv commercial in order to make a point when i realized it probably aired before they were born.

callmestinkingwind 4 points · 15h ago

20 here also

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

callmestinkingwind 1 points · 17h ago

myeeeeeeeeeh

callmestinkingwind 9 points · 17h ago

jesus. it’s like a hostage video.

callmestinkingwind 2 points · 17h ago

no sandwich. potato crust pizza.

callmestinkingwind 2 points · 17h ago

civivi ki-v plus

callmestinkingwind 3 points · 17h ago

your mom said i can’t talk to you anymore

callmestinkingwind 7 points · 17h ago

at one point i had 20 of them. i’m down to 7 i think. at my old job anytime someone asks to use my knife i give them one of those to keep.

they’re pretty awesome for what they are but they’re very light duty.

callmestinkingwind 21 points · 18h ago

i dunno what the fuck mushies are. $4.

callmestinkingwind 64 points · 1d ago

$4

callmestinkingwind 5 points · 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/19rrkcwl74wzp/video/cy9s2sci35yh1/player