u/rabbitwonker

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- in many cities public nudity is legal

- they film really early in the morning

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We just cut it up and mix with some soft tofu, soy sauce, and sesame oil.

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It’s great with some soft tofu and a bit of soy sauce and sesame oil. 👍

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It’s the only movie of its type that I have literally laughed out loud at in a movie theater, when the movie obviously didn’t intend it, and everyone else was quiet. It was when that guy who’s always bouncing a ball does a speech and then gets yanked up into the ceiling, and his ball drops back down. I laughed because that’s exactly what I expected to happen from the moment that scene started.

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If first person feels distant and cold, then it is absolutely not being done right.

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Hmm I guess the joke was how they completely failed to connect in the charades game.

And then that continued thru the rest of the movie until they collaboratively figured out that the dam needed to go. Then they resumed not really connecting…

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No problem! That’s why I made sure to mention it 👍

I’ve been contemplating making a non-Elsanna version if this does well, but I’m not sure if it’ll work.

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Thirst post.

I approve 😍

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Why they split Elsa off-center

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Cheating! It would be ANSA

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She brings the balls to the ballroom

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Very true!

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Okay, I’ll put you on the list to notify. 😁

It’s… well, very adult, I should mention first. Far more on the sex side than the violence. It’s equal parts fix-it fic, Elsacest, and — ahem — Elsanna. There’s also some BDSM (consensual).

The story spans before, through, and after the movies and shorts, and actually leaves them intact, superficially at least. Theoretically you could watch them all after reading this, and be seeing my story. 🤣

What I’m upending are all the assumptions and implications that normal cinematic rules point to, but which the films never explicitly lay down in stone. Almost every speculation a character makes in the movies will turn out to be wrong, except for one key one.

It’s multiverse, to allow there to be two Elsas for the Elsacest (and two Annas as well), and it follows three storylines in parallel: “present day” which starts when the two Elsas meet a year after F2, and the backstory of each of them — one is the canon timeline that follows through the movies, and the other is an alternate timeline where the key difference is that the grandfather (King Runeard) is still alive and well as Elsa and Anna grow up (and if you find that to be a terrifying prospect, you’re right). It also covers the branch point between those two timelines, when a young Yelena flips a coin.

If you’re still interested, let me know if you have any questions. 😁

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There had to have been at least one tutor, I figure.

The DYWBAS montage makes it look like she never saw anyone but her parents, but that could easily just be the fact that the sequence is highly selective, focusing on the core story. She could have had a daily schedule where she’d be out of the room to dine or to learn something, carefully orchestrated so as to (try to) keep her path from crossing Anna’s. She’d interact with Kai, Gerda, and a few others of the “minimal staff,” wearing her gloves and keeping a distance, but her contact wouldn’t be zero.

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What

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AO3. I’m writing it all before publishing, and hoping to have it all rolled out before F3 releases (144k words so far). If I publish chapters weekly, and the number of chapters is in the mid-20s, then my deadline to start publishing is in the March-April 2027 timeframe. 😅

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Thanks!

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Is April an OC of this artist or from something else?

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So sweet!

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His favorite role as well. Saw an interview he did at his home where he showed off a statuette someone had made of Checkov next to Bester, saying he thinks of that part of his career as the Checkov role being the stepping stone to the Bester role.

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Seeing a spaceship in the clear blue daytime sky is always incredible.

Another awesome example: https://youtu.be/JdnqAAWd0NM?t=19s

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Nah she’s just saying where’s the croquembouche

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I’m a recent convert so I’m still in full obsessive mode. Which is compounded by the fact that that I’m writing a likely-200k-word fanfic that seeks to bend the movies and shorts to my will 🤣

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I’m watching pieces of it at least that frequently, because I’m writing a big ‘ol fix-it fic for both movies and the two main shorts (OFA, FF).

I purchased both movies on Apple TV and can watch them whenever I want in 4K right on my 40” computer monitor that sits 3 feet from my face. It’s glorious! 😁

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Jurassic Park, right when it came out.

In a college town, in a theater full of my fellow college students.

When the T-Rex stomped into full view, I yelled “Holy fuck” or something, very loudly, and I could barely hear myself over everybody else yelling.

That was a good time.