u/repeating_bears

lol shut up. They deserve to celebrate. We were shit but don't be bitter 

generous

Use your brain less. Oh it's not possible

Basingstoke

If it were 28 inch I would say Cholmondeley

Accountwalled, fuck off

On reddit, if it's the choice between genuine idiocy and caustic wit, it's almost always idiocy

And you're just a collection of cells around a tube

Kill the birds yourself. This will stop the cat from killing them, since they will already be dead.

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