r/ihavesex

As a lesbian, this being a possibility is something that now frightens me

I like how there is actual coffee (or tea) in that cup. Definitely didn’t see that ending coming lol

responsiboobilititty

I was having a bad day

Until this fine chap reminded me that I am Iron Man, fit with Boo bees... which I can use to frighten men and women alike—if I so choose to do so.

Scroll this sub far enough and you’ll see this user just spams this sub (almost daily) of any news article that is related to dogs.

It’s super weird

Scroll this sub far enough and you’ll see this user just spams this sub (almost daily) of any news article that is related to dogs.

It’s super weird

This comment makes you sound like a hacker

Giiiirl you don’t even need make up, first of all! You’re fucking beautiful :)!!

Oh my goodness what happened??

They are looking so much better!!

YOU ARE A HERO

I have no clue, but I’ve never had such an overwhelming desire to let someone hold a sword across my neck before ngl

House looking like a nice pair of slacks

I’m not sure why you would be driving either, since OP said “diving” and not “driving”

I better be seeing this post hit the moon and beyond

When your family doesn’t want to splurge on paint/supplies so now you are the neighborhood discount panda/trash panda

Hold the fuck up, she said she was hiding in her office from rioters who had breached it and entered her office

Hold the fuck up, when does she ever say this? Your facts—please straighten the. smh

Wow. You are truly a piece of work.

I’m not religious, but damn, you need Jesus. Or compassion. or half a brain.

S O ME T H I N G

elderly gentleman

I’m a millennial too, but even I can recognize this guy is in his 40s (at the latest)...

AKA gen X, not a boomer

Yeah I definitely think he spit on him.

Pandemic or not... thaaaas naaasty

sO ePiC oMg

pubic hair curtain

She’s a fellow bar tard ??

Nice.

Ayyy lmao

I did it wrong

D E C E N T !