u/tofu_tot

10.4k post karma · 245.3k comment karma · joined Mar 2018

1. 1,794points

   I didn’t have the heart to take down this gym... I’m not totally heartless! (self.pokemongo) [Photo]

   submitted Mar 2020 by u/tofu_tot to r/pokemongo

   112 comments

2. 176points
   

   I was really hoping my current method of: quick smiles, compliments, and months of admiring/unrequited love from afar would eventually work out... it doesn’t. (i.redd.it) [Image]

   submitted Jan 2020 by u/tofu_tot to r/actuallesbians

   18 comments · source

3. 80points
   

   Weed_irl (i.redd.it) [Humor]

   submitted Jan 2020 by u/tofu_tot to r/trees

   5 comments · source

4. 46points
   

   Soooo detox was a fail... but can anyone find the kitty cat in this pic?? (i.redd.it) [nsfw]

   submitted Dec 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/heroin

   27 comments · source

5. 5,338points
   

   Oh how the turntables... (i.imgur.com)

   submitted Oct 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/DeathByMillennial

   148 comments · source

6. 74points
   

   Happy nodzzzz (i.redd.it) [nsfw]

   submitted Sep 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/heroin

   9 comments · source

7. 198points
   

   Anyone seen my j?? I juust rolled it... wtf.. (i.redd.it) [Pic]

   submitted Sep 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/ArtOfRolling

   13 comments · source

8. 11points

   Where to start with crystals/gems wire wrapping and jewelry making?? (self.jewelrymaking)

   submitted Sep 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/jewelrymaking

   9 comments

9. 63points
   

   Old pic, but my pug Tootsie was ruthless to our family’s sweet mastiff, Bubbah. (i.redd.it)

   submitted Aug 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/stolendogbeds

   1 comments · source

10. 1,874points
    

    Miniature ecosystem found in a drop of water taken from a birdbath. Reposted for the folks who couldn’t read. (gfycat.com)

    submitted Aug 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/interestingasfuck

    87 comments · source

11. 155points
    

    I took this pic right after she peed in the sink while I was peeing in the toilet. I think she wanted to pee with me in solidarity ✊ (i.redd.it)

    submitted Jul 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/torties

    8 comments · source

12. 2,096points
    

    Beans in my emoji keyboard (i.imgur.com)

    submitted Jun 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/BeansInThings

    21 comments · source

13. 18points

    Y’all know this sub exists because people don’t know how to spell, right? (self.bettlejuicing)

    submitted Jun 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/bettlejuicing

    0 comments

14. 118points
    

    TIL another word to describe my first job! Rolls off the tongue & feels waaay more empowering than ‘Fraud.’ (i.redd.it)

    submitted Jun 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/urbandictionary

    4 comments · source

15. 46points
    

    Why she yelling at me? Bc I ran out of homemade wet food, but thought she’d enjoy a night of Frisky’s AKA a cat’s McDonalds. I was wrong, she turned her back to it, then proceeded to scrunge and swat at me (i.redd.it)

    submitted May 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/scrungycats

    2 comments · source

16. 31points
    

    Only two people like my hideously adorable couch: me and our rescue cat, Luna, a Bombay-mix. (i.redd.it)

    submitted May 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/blackcats

    5 comments · source

17. 5points

    my boy got caught up :( i thought ive had shitty dope before... but yesterday I picked up a BALL of some shit I can’t stomach. My boys wife finally came through with that Mercedes Benz of West Coast Tar. I need to move to the East Coast ASAP. I’ll take a gamble on fent fr (i.redd.it) [[Cry MoAr Loser!)]] [nsfw]

    submitted Mar 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/opiatescirclejerk

    5 comments · source

18. 567points
    

    Younique ‘MUA’ irl (i.redd.it) [Meme]

    submitted Jan 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/Youniqueamua

    22 comments · source

19. 36points

    My best friend, my soul mate, my love, & my light... drunk & mirin me in a candid pic we were too shit-faced to remember taking (i.redd.it)

    submitted Jan 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/GirlsMirin

    1 comments · source

20. 985points

    ULPT: Next time your car battery dies, save a video of your dashboard as you (unsuccessfully) attempt to start the car. Send it to your boss next time you’re running late! (self.UnethicalLifeProTips) [Automotive]

    submitted Jan 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

    64 comments

21. 149points
    

    Met someone at an Xmas party, we talked all week, met up over the weekend for our “1st date.” After 1 date & texting for 7 days, dude asks me to move in with him. He was dead serious and couldn’t understand why his persistence wasn’t changing my decision. (v.redd.it)

    submitted Jan 2019 by u/tofu_tot to r/TrollXChromosomes

    24 comments · source

22. 3points
    

    Life’s always better after the weekend pick up! (i.redd.it) [I'm High] [nsfw]

    submitted Dec 2018 by u/tofu_tot to r/benzodiazepines

    3 comments · source

23. 11points

    Light pick up for the weekend ;) anyone else prefer some generic xanz over others?? (i.redd.it) [nsfw]

    submitted Dec 2018 by u/tofu_tot to r/opiates

    21 comments · source

24. 115points

    Co-worker (M) filmed another co-worker (F) and zoomed into her private parts at work without her knowing & boss is shrugging it off... what should be happening?? (self.legaladvice)

    submitted Nov 2018 by u/tofu_tot to r/legaladvice

    45 comments