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No pass interference calls allowed in the final two minutes of each half.

Mirror Quark seemed like a quiet nice guy rather than the opportunistic schemer he was in the prime universe.

Yep and he called it "Jumbo".

The defroster is part of the AC controls and fumbling around in a touchscreen to turn it on/adjust the fan level is really annoying when the inside of your windows started fogging up while you were in motion.

It happens to soccer players too.

Well sure. Asking for mayo on a cheesesteak is a crime against humanity.

Those first few weeks absolutely suck. But stick with it because one day in a few more weeks you'll realize it's been hours since you last thought about a smoke and you're suddenly breathing a lot easier.

In the meantime try taking more walks outside; the fresh air and light exercise will help clear your head.

Also keep a pitcher of water in the fridge; a jolt of ice cold water helps with the cravings.

Pretty sure this was filmed by NFL Films on actual film rather than tape. Film usually has a lot better picture quality than old videotape.

When we turn the clocks back in the fall work actually feels an hour later rather than an hour earlier.

You'll essentially be able to enjoy an entire hour's worth of scintillating Collinsworth commentary on this top quality game for free!

Anvils and pianos falling out of the sky are taking their toll as well.

And John Lithgow's remake in the Twilight Zone movie.

And the little call out to both when the Big Giant Head flies into town in Third Rock from the Sun.

Boushelle, carpet cleaners I think.

When Einstein got bored with his work on relativity he'd sometimes relax by theorizing about the NFL.

Upvoting is better than replying

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Yeah, I listen to them the old fashioned way on plain old FM.

Pronounced "mawage".

Inertial dampeners are offline

Lego Airline Exec: There's way too much legroom and those seats are too wide. Cram those passengers closer together!

Get ready for a surprise!

I think a bird gets in on that action at some point to.

in the 4th and someone gets open

And it was usually so close to the sideline that you'd swear he was out-of-bounds until you saw the replay and had to grudgingly admit it was a nice catch.

Take that first week off from work. It eliminates all the work related stress that makes you really want to smoke.

Lay around all day at home. Sleep as much as possible; spend the rest of the time vegging out in front of the TV. It's a lot easier to deal with the withdrawal induced brain-fog of those first few days when you can think as little as possible.

When you get an overwhelming urge that can't be ignored any more take a 10-20 minute walk (do not walk down to the corner store to pick up a pack of smokes!).

Keep a pitcher of water in the fridge; a jolt of ice-cold water helps with the cravings too.

Chop a plastic straw down to cigarette length and take air-hits off of it when your hands are itching to hold a smoke.

After you get a few smoke free days behind you your brain will start whispering to you that you "deserve a smoke for having made it this far". Don't do that. You can not have "just one".

Kimmel's on ABC, Jimmy Fallon's on NBC.

Clean my electric fans regularly and take the motor apart to add oil to those felt pads in the bushings.

... he hands the ball off to Brown; Brown flips it back to Payton...

(voice goes up an octave)

... and Payton lobs it down field to Hutson! Touchdown Angels!!