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Anvils and pianos falling out of the sky are taking their toll as well.

And John Lithgow's remake in the Twilight Zone movie.

And the little call out to both when the Big Giant Head flies into town in Third Rock from the Sun.

Boushelle, carpet cleaners I think.

When Einstein got bored with his work on relativity he'd sometimes relax by theorizing about the NFL.

Upvoting is better than replying

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Yeah, I listen to them the old fashioned way on plain old FM.

Pronounced "mawage".

Inertial dampeners are offline

Lego Airline Exec: There's way too much legroom and those seats are too wide. Cram those passengers closer together!

Get ready for a surprise!

I think a bird gets in on that action at some point to.

in the 4th and someone gets open

And it was usually so close to the sideline that you'd swear he was out-of-bounds until you saw the replay and had to grudgingly admit it was a nice catch.

Take that first week off from work. It eliminates all the work related stress that makes you really want to smoke.

Lay around all day at home. Sleep as much as possible; spend the rest of the time vegging out in front of the TV. It's a lot easier to deal with the withdrawal induced brain-fog of those first few days when you can think as little as possible.

When you get an overwhelming urge that can't be ignored any more take a 10-20 minute walk (do not walk down to the corner store to pick up a pack of smokes!).

Keep a pitcher of water in the fridge; a jolt of ice-cold water helps with the cravings too.

Chop a plastic straw down to cigarette length and take air-hits off of it when your hands are itching to hold a smoke.

After you get a few smoke free days behind you your brain will start whispering to you that you "deserve a smoke for having made it this far". Don't do that. You can not have "just one".

Kimmel's on ABC, Jimmy Fallon's on NBC.

Clean my electric fans regularly and take the motor apart to add oil to those felt pads in the bushings.

... he hands the ball off to Brown; Brown flips it back to Payton...

(voice goes up an octave)

... and Payton lobs it down field to Hutson! Touchdown Angels!!

Freshly laser printed paper has a different and yet oddly appealing smell as well.

They use the best ones to make baby oil; the rest are sent to the Soylent plant.

Worrying about the food order sounds more like a Jerry thing. George would only be bothered by this if he paid for this meal and she threw it all up afterward.

She eats her M&Ms with a spoon!

Here's another crazy one for you: At lunch try putting some bacon on your cheeseburger.

And it was later appropriated to mean offensive/defensive line play in the NFL.

Digging out the statue was the easy part. Hollowing out the entire harbor around it was a lot more difficult.

I think OP wearing those headphones at the dinner table may have been a contributing factor to this.

Hey they didn't call Lincoln "Honest Abe" for nothing!