Episode Discussion S09E15 - "Unpause" (Here be spoilers!)

"Thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double" is my new favorite term for rejection.

YESSSS they brought back the Barney Stinson Resume song!

Jabba drunk? Sounds like the best kind of drunk.

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that we now (presumably) know the size of Barney's dong?

They brought back Barney as the game-show host kisser!

inb4 Trevor Hudson is a bear.

That was a great revenge plot. Classic Barney.

And now, the show makes me sad for Marshall and Lilly.

Guys -we already have Star Wars references 5 minutes in. I'm seeing the kids' names being Luke and Leia increasingly likely.

This episode has made up more than enough for last week's episode. But I predict next episode "How Your Mother Met Me" may be the best one yet, maybe of the season.

WHO DID LILY GET IN THE CAR WITH? THIS SHOW IS RIGHT BACK TO KILLING ME WITH SUSPENSE

Performance enhancing drugs. You lied to Jim Nantz, Barney.

The bag full of embarrassing things from Ted's childhood was awesome. It wasn't just a high school debate team bag, it was a Debate Team Fan Club bag. Ted wasn't good enough to be on the team, he just went to their matches to cheer them on.

This episode hit all the right chords with me.

But, nothing, from finding out Barney's job, to how awesome his revenge was, to the heartbreaking Lily x Marshall fight, nothing hit me as hard as the confirmation that Ted named his son Luke.

I shall only watch it 20 more times. Today.

16 craploads. So he spends 1/16 of his salary on suits? Sounds about right.

THIS EPISODE IS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

So Ted's second child comes in 2017.

So... he told us the truth the entire time....?

PLEASE

This is getting pretty heavy for How I Met Your Mother.

This episode is continuity porn!

So... he's been telling us for years?

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MOM" "Just tell me in baseball terms!"

PROVIDE LEGAL EXCULPATION AND SIGN EVERYTHING.

IT'S.

FUCKING.

GENIUS.

Barney Stinson you magnificent son of a bitch

Well now we know how big Barney's wiener is.

Wait, actually I'm glad we know what Barney does. This is amazing.

Trevor Hudson is absolutely a bear.

Wow, great episode. Marshall and Lily's fight was actually reasonable, and so much revealed in such a short time.

It's really, really awesome to see Marshall finally FINALLY calling Lily out on all of her bullshit. He's refused to go there for too long.

You were more selfish than I've ever been to you.

Are you sure you want to play that card, Lily?

I wonder what year in the future does Ted's voice goes all Bob Saget-like

The Farhampton Inn is where Ted met the Mother, where they got engaged and, now, where she went into labour? What's next?

We really better get a ring bear at the wedding.

I was waiting for a ranjit "hello!" when lily got in that car

Penny and Luke! Solid names! (I wonder if they make Leia a middle name)

That exception was you Luke! Awe man. They totally used Luke! I like Penny too. Reddit called that hard though. Good job everyone.

"We were the last two people in the club and I was lonely and I figured why not try it... And that was the only time I ever split a cab."

Penny and Luke! The Mother is connected to the lucky penny!

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Bugs with boobs.

WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING. WHAT DOES HE DO DAMMIT.

"You broke up with me and went to San Francisco." damn. Glad to see Marshall standing up for himself and bringing up how selfish Lilly is.

Marshall dropping the fucking hammer.

Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM. Boom.

Great opening. GREAT OPENING

Ice. Fucking. Cold. Nailed it, Marshall.

Whoa, that argument was heavy.

Geez, Ted, take your wife somewhere other than the Farhampton Inn, I am sure she wants to see the rest of the world with the love of her life.

THEY ASKED IT