Git gud
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betterdaysaheadamigo
AntiSocial_Vigilante
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
The most similar command is add
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I feel like you actually ran this to see what it would say the most similar command was lol.
AntiSocial_Vigilante
This is literally copy pasted from my terminal
narayans
You can make it an alias for something and show it off in your next demo nonchalantly
Spaceduck413
Interesting. I get: The most similar command is gui
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Spaceduck413
To be clear, not doubting you, just found it weird. Maybe because I don't have anything checked out.
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Gonna need git --version from you two haha.
Retbull
Git mobile?
Spaceduck413
SSH to my desktop box.
Is.. is git mobile a thing? Asking for a friend.
mrlacpeanut
I guess there are Git clients on mobile e.g. Working Copy
The_exceptionist01
You can use termux
Kenielf
Increasingly odd: colored is ssh, white is termux
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If the machine you run it on has a DE (or git4windows), it'll offer you gui. If it's a terminal only install, seems it will default to add.
That would be the logical answer anyways.
EDIT: Non-exhausted thinking would say that git checks for if a GUI is installed, then offers it if so.
Spaceduck413
Maybe... I am running plasma.
What's hilarious to me is git gui is a broken command, at least on my system
PunkyMunky64
exactly lol
sophacles
Just put an executable file (binary or script is fine) called git-gud somewhere in $PATH. Now git gud is a valid command.
I have mine take an extra argument to launch whatever game im currently sucking at.
AllHailTheSheep
I have aliases bound to git gud and git rekk, the first fetches/pulls updates and the other does a hard reset
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Fixed 7 readme typos
YellowBunnyReddit
sh0rtwave
Do you claim to NOT know why this happened?
NoLifeGamer2 [OP]
IDK not my problem I'm resigning later anyway
stilldebugging
Wow, that’s an extreme reaction to a bad git merge. Or… is it?
alaskanloops
I've copied code from my IDE to a text editor, threw away my branch, pulled Master, create new branch, then copy code line by line from text editor back to IDE instead of dealing with a gnarly merge conflict before. I call this the "Nuclear Option".
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i_sigh_less
That's more or less the same as
git merge -s ours
isn't it?
normalmighty
It is, but a shocking number of people don't know any git features beyond the basics you use every day.
jjbugman2468
Yup. Been there, done that. I’d been at the merge conflict for hours and finally decided to do this. Done in less than 30 mins.
casce
I can definitely see situations where a bad merge would justify quitting your job.
stilldebugging
Yeah, me too. Except that if I changed jobs I’d start with nothing when I ctrl-r. Existential crisis.
dagbrown
Wasn't there an enormous outage just last week caused by, essentially, a bad git merge?
_GCastilho_
*Vsauce music starts*
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git push master --force and start your weekend.
[deleted]
Guys why did prod just go down?
EldritchWeeb
It's just flakey unit tests, rerun it a couple times and it'll be fine I think.
By the way, I'm charging an hour for this consultation.
cybermage
License to kill -9
Gogo202
Jesus, why is everything on the subreddit so cringe now?
vale_fallacia
Because you are taking things too seriously on a joke subreddit and have inadvertently lost your sense of humour.
rynemac357
Coz for all of your files Owner and group members have no access but everyone else have read write and execute access ?
highphiv3
I recommend copying your code to Google Drive, then deleting all git repos, and then git initing again. Or just stick with Google Drive, the ultimate VCS. I've been using it for years and have never once gotten a merge error.
us-west-1
Came here to say this. If you don't use git it's literally impossible to have a merge conflict
PrettyDecentSort
smartmanpointingathead.bmp
vale_fallacia
Nope, no merge errors here! /s
❯ ls
archive backup21 backup4 backupb server.js server.js.backup server.js.backup-10-10-2020.txt server.js.bak
backup backup3 backupa old server.js.back server.js.backup1 server.js.backup13
harmenator
[deleted 26-6-2023]
Moving is normal. There's no point in sticking around in a place that's getting worse all the time. I went to Squabbles.io. I hope you have a good time wherever you end up!
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biffbobfred
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jembytrevize1234
I see you too have both squash merges and merge commits happening on your main branch
saramaganta
Almost spit my drink
Last_Aeon
XhackerGamer
silksong reference
Ill1lllII
I see you've met the Portugese development team I oversaw once.
Jack_12221
lightwhite
You are like Bad Luck Bryan. You pull Kelsey Hightowers nocode repo, and you still get merge conflicts.
Sorcerous_Tiefling
If 0 lines are added or modified then how can you have merge conflicts? There's nothing to conflict with... Jokes are only funny if they actually make sense.
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I'll refer to this comment whenever I feel like I'm taking life too seriously.
Sorcerous_Tiefling
Ok idc dude, im just saying the joke doesnt actually make sense...
Is this a place where we make actual jokes about programming? Or just go 'hur durr git hard' and collect easy upvotes?
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Absurd humor (or surreal comedy) is the type of humor that revolves around illogical situations, behaviors, and absurd characters that make you laugh simply because they are ridiculous and unexpected.
Just a different approach on getting laughs, my man.
[deleted]
He's using his own old humor package, I think he forgot to update to [email protected]
WhatHappened2WinWin
To answer your question, it was a burst of cosmic rays. Duh bro. Use your imagination!
trunkytheelephant
Just gotta rebase, prolly.
Physical-Layer
I see that someone does not truly master git.
Nightpain9
Fucked up your calls.
thavi
Ahh it's the weekend and you're pressing my trauma buttons
hdmp3converter
ah yes, undergraduate years flashing before my eyes
CaitaXD
What not adding a . gitignore does to a repository
jonnyclueless
As long as you're under 10, you're good to push to production. That's the rule of thumb right?
Igorechek06
------rwx
bugnuggie
Or they call me a generous admin lolll
Ship it.
NoLifeGamer2 [OP] 357 points · Jun 2022 · :py::j::js:
Yep. My shift is over for the weekend anyway.
TheMagicSkolBus 52 points · Jun 2022 · :py::js::r::j:
Nooooo, I’m on call!
alaskanloops 48 points · Jun 2022
At the end of the day Friday so you don't have to deal with any prod support for a couple days.
LiveFastDieFast 17 points · Jun 2022
Also make sure it’s right before a branch for release. And it’s best if you’re on vacation the whole next week, and your change is for legacy libraries that are used everywhere
midwestcsstudent 5 points · Jun 2022 · :ts::cp::py::j::gd::dart:
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[deleted] 2 points · Jun 2022
Accept: mine