He is the Kwisatz Haderacc — Chakobsa for "the shortening of the spine" (art by BossLogic)

The one who controls the garbage controls the universe

That poor creature. He just wants to be a normal raccoon but everyone thinks he's the kwisatz haderach

Arraccoonis, with its capital, Araccoon.

Usul has called a shortened one! Again, it is the legend.

Walk without neck

What is the name of the little desert mouse with no neck?

The Trash must flow

May none of his 6 vertebrae chip and shatter.

Trash extends life. Trash expends consciousness. Trash is vital to space travel.

This makes Padashit Emperor, Skunkdam Corrino the fourteenth very nervous

This is definitely what I thought of

https://preview.redd.it/6ksqljwuqieh1.png?width=707&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fec133fad0714a3f54c0fe4a8d122f4d63cf143

"He shall know the ways of the trashcan as if born into it!"

Starring Jimothee Chalamet

Racune al gaib

"What do you call the trash panda shadow in the second moon?"

"We call that one Racc'un."

"Could I be known as Paul Racc'un?"

[...]

"The choice pleases us. Racc'un is wise in the ways of the trash. Racc'un hides from the pest control and travels in the cool night. Racc'un is fruitful and multiplies over the suburbs."

This is freaking great, thank you

I wonder if he still makes up a 7th of the Imperium?

Muad Dumpster

okay I'm already tired of this Jimothy stuff but I have to admit this one is really good.