u/EvilRedRobot

Don't give up. You got this.

Nice jugs.

A folding laptop?

Another first for Apple! /s

This is the way

Owning a dog.

https://i.redd.it/sryvrgpe8uxh1.gif

The rubber is always easier to put on after being turned on.

It's to differentiate the bird-hipped, or "true dinosaurs" from the much older reptiles like stegosaurus. They literally went in two different evolutionary paths.

If that idea bothers you, (or if you discover that it is factually wrong) you could try flipping it over.

You have no idea how much I genuinely hate it when that happens. It's like intentionally burning the Library of Alexandria to me. That information is gone and will never be recovered.

ৎ-tips ™

You made the right decision. She is way too young to be dating.

A reasonable effort was made.

Now I understand why the instructions on the packaging say not to insert it into your ear.

https://giphy.com/gifs/esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f

Confirmed.

https://preview.redd.it/zfdlw58jpkxh1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0064d9e805f253ea2d30af377ea58d941fbeda4f

That must have been a fun conversation.

We named the dog Indiana!

Drain fly larvae.

They come up from the sewer or septic system. When they mature, they fly slow like they are drunk and hang around the toilet and sink area.

Specimen or coffee cup. Up to you.

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I give this poem only 3 stars because it didn't rhyme and had no discernable metre.

Hmm... That can happen if there is too much of it, too. Or if the oven is too hot, or if it all starts out too warm. If the rising agent rises too fast before the other ingredients can set, it will collapse.

Are you at a high altitude location?

It might be time to get some fresh baking soda/powder.

I appears to have procreated. You now have even more bread.

You got snoo snubbed.

The lateral shift of slices 4-6 confirms it. Unless OP works there too, that insight makes this find decidedly worse.