A baby... papaya.

Exposure to humidity.

I'm left wondering if a "Grilled Chicken Fajita Quesadilla" would cost 15.50 as a fourth option.

I mean... You can also just take it out sooner, no?

Looks like you've cooked it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UghQkKPk9LMNa

Turns out, the Milwaukee Twiskee can be unlocked by another Milwaukee Twiskee.

Whoever ordered all of these probably didn't see that coming.

This Pawn-Shaped masterpiece comes to mind.

Is this where the alleged crime occurred?

Is that a Rocky Mountain Oyster?

If you don't have a continuity tester, a 9 volt battery can be used in a pinch.

In this case, though, the tip is the tip, the middle one is the ring, and you can visually confirm that the third one up is part of the sleeve.

I would have gone with:

I made a new subreddit. Here's an unrelated picture.

And then include a picture of CarterPcs with no other context.

I dunno. This really feels like an ad.

Knot: Interesting

I think I see the problem. Maybe her clocks don't go past 12.

I was suggesting to OP that if they had changed the time on their clocks, it might explain why they think that their phycologist appeared to be late.

Kal-El! What are you staring at??

Did you turn your clock back or forward last night?

That's the one that Marge missed.

"Thanks for noticing me..."

Digging holes.

Oh wait, no...

Check it's alcohol content. It looks intoxicated.

Clamps says sit down and buckle your seat belt.

https://i.redd.it/i9hr6qsr52yh1.gif

That's why I keep "losing" my tools.