u/EvilRedRobot

That's the one that Marge missed.

"Thanks for noticing me..."

Digging holes.

Oh wait, no...

Check it's alcohol content. It looks intoxicated.

Clamps says sit down and buckle your seat belt.

https://i.redd.it/i9hr6qsr52yh1.gif

That's why I keep "losing" my tools.

Not what I was expecting. But I am mildly relieved, nonetheless.

I block your zombie broccoli with Blockoli

https://i.redd.it/7nt5ehno12yh1.gif

Perfect top!

I don't blame you. I blame the IAU. Maybe Neil Degrasse Tyson more so for the snub.

That was the first injustice, and this would be the second.

Are we stripping that title away from Pluto too?

Your pizza sheet is the same color as my cookie sheet.

...plus a few bandaids and a tissue that is, but shouldn't be, pink.

https://i.redd.it/rsnaynwmkyxh1.gif

ew.

They still have newspapers?

Thanks for doing your part 🫡

Plus, I get new tools. It's a win/win.

Don't worry. You can catch up next year when Apple patents the sarcasm we've already been using and calls it "iRony".

Don't give up. You got this.

Nice jugs.

A folding laptop?

Another first for Apple! /s

This is the way

Owning a dog.