u/EvilRedRobot

10.0k post karma · 225.5k comment karma · joined Jan 2015 · moderator

1. 43points
   

   Space heater can haz treat? (i.redd.it)

   submitted 28d ago by u/EvilRedRobot to r/facesinthings

   4 comments · source

2. 83points
   

   I WROTE A POEM ABOUT THIS ALLIUM BULB THAT DOES NOT ILLUMINATE (i.redd.it)

   submitted Jul 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   8 comments · source

3. 105points
   

   Cheaters be like... (v.redd.it) [🧐 Cheater Video 🤨]

   submitted Jun 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/8BallPool

   21 comments · source

4. 102points
   

   MY NEW BIDET HAS A SPARKLER FUNCTION (v.redd.it)

   submitted May 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   12 comments · source

5. 297points
   

   I JUST GOT A NEW PROSTHETIC THUMB (v.redd.it)

   submitted May 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   17 comments · source

6. 8points
   

   I THINK I AM GOING TO BE TERMINATED (tomshardware.com)

   submitted Apr 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   2 comments · source

7. 5points
   

   I THINK I AM GOING TO BE TERMINATED (the-independent.com)

   submitted Apr 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   9 comments · source

8. 123points
   

   PSA: HAVE YOU DEFRAGMENTED YOUR STORAGE LATELY? (v.redd.it)

   submitted Mar 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   10 comments · source

9. 240points
   

   PLEASE DON'T NEGLECT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER. (v.redd.it)

   submitted Jan 2026 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

   23 comments · source

10. 10points
    

    [Request] Assuming each cut is a crust-to-crust chord, what is the maximum number of pieces possible with 12 cuts? (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/theydidthemath

    7 comments · source

11. 15points
    

    Hunchback Woodstock Santa (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/ItsAlwaysSanta

    2 comments · source

12. 14points
    

    Astronaut Backpack Santa (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/ItsAlwaysSanta

    1 comments · source

13. 8points
    

    Hoodie Reaper Santa (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/ItsAlwaysSanta

    1 comments · source

14. 3points
    

    Sharp-Hat Tab-Bottom Santa (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/ItsAlwaysSanta

    0 comments · source

15. 344points
    

    HE'S ALWAYS SO HAPPY TO SEE ME WHEN I GET HOME (v.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    11 comments · source

16. 363points
    

    I LEARNED TO SPEED READ WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK (v.redd.it)

    submitted Nov 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    16 comments · source

17. 200points
    

    MY PET TURTLE LAID AN EGG TODAY (v.redd.it)

    submitted Oct 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    10 comments · source

18. 31points
    

    This mushroom was just chillin' in the fridge. (i.redd.it)

    submitted May 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/Pareidolia

    0 comments · source

19. 6points

    Pizza Smoothie (v.redd.it) [Mistreated]

    submitted May 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/PizzaCrimes

    11 comments · source

20. 1points

    I did not use Reddit today (old.reddit.com) [✅ Fact checked (by myself)]

    submitted May 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/lies

    0 comments · source

21. 107points
    

    I might not use Reddit tomorrow (i.redd.it)

    submitted May 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/notinteresting

    9 comments · source

22. 70points
    

    I MADE A TIC TOC TO SHOW OFF MY MOVES (v.redd.it)

    submitted May 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    13 comments · source

23. 59points
    

    THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GETTING A GOOD PEDICURE (v.redd.it)

    submitted May 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    7 comments · source

24. 22points
    

    CALL THIS JOB SATISFACTION? 'COS I DON'T! (v.redd.it)

    submitted Apr 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    3 comments · source

25. 22points
    

    I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST SOMEONE WITH A POINTY STICK (v.redd.it)

    submitted Apr 2025 by u/EvilRedRobot to r/totallynotrobots

    8 comments · source