Juuuust a little bit more.
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inblacksuits
LLLLIKE A GLOVE
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Ur_Nayborhood_Afghan
LAHOO-SAHUUR
Mu7z
This is like pouring a little bit of salt onto a meal with the salt shaker, a sprinkle or 2 through the small holes then the lid comes off.
tunghoy
I don't know if I'm the only person who does this, but when I use a salt shaker, I always press my index finger down on the lid, just in case. It comes from bartender training teaching me to do that with bottle pourers.
tomatoaway
I just use a salt grinder because it gets more backdoor play than salt craigslist
roodeeMental
BLKush22
We just witnessed someone’s boiling point in life..
YakTimely
Or they let Jesus take the wheel and found out they’re atheist.
Gioware
Nah, this happened in Tbilisi (Eastern Europe) he was scared after accident and mixed up gas and brake pedals. Here is better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7PyeVmWLY
ganjalf1991
He was in reverse. Mixing up the pedals would have caused him to go backwards again
dharrison21
He fucked it up in reverse, gave way too much gass, we see that, then threw it in drive and slammed the pedal while panicking.
How people like this function in every day life, I have no idea. Panic would never get me to just mash the gas, panic makes me slam the brake (bad on its own in other situations).
I just cant wrap my head around day to day life for people like this.
pretendneverwin
the fuck.. the panic at the end lol
AtomicKittenz
You, on the other side of the road! Are you laughing at my parking? We’ll see about that!
kingkalypso
Why is there parallel parking on an exit ramp on the freeway!?
Dansk72
His insurance company will try to use that as a reason not to pay...
odvioustroll
if insurance companies could getaway with not paying for stupid then they'd never have to pay for anything.
lbridgy95
Rage quit
eddiedorn
nozonezone
They threw the controller down and one of the triggers got stuck
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Panic much?
knightingale74
WorkingEcho
I am learning to drive, I cannot parallel park, this makes me fear I'd end up doing something like this.
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Don't floor the gas pedal while parking and you'll be fine.
pavilionhp_
I was going to say, this guy might’ve been going for the brakes but hit the gas instead
kinda_guilty
I haven't driven many car models, but mine moves slowly when in gear without pushing the accelerator, so when moving into a tight space I just regulate the speed by varying pressure on the brake pedal. So no moving between pedals at all.
ColourfulFunctor
Pretty sure all automatics work this way and that’s the smart way to park
elcaballero
You can even do this in a manual by modulating the clutch instead of the brake!
electronuggets
CoolCatsNKittens69
“Fuck! Quick, get in an accident on the other side of the road so the person I just backed into doesn’t think it was me!”
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They were dishonored because of the crash so the car commited soduko
Dansk72
Parallel parking with your eyes closed while someone instructs you over the phone
Ntrpy22
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bsw1234
While we’re at it, a Cadillac CTS parked in front of a Dodge Charger probably isn’t too common an occurrence in Europe.
Educational-Painting
Holy crap! Does this guy inhale nitrogen when he parallel parks?
d_money_123
“Oops sorry I’m an asparagus”
PartymanXD
The white van has the ultra instinct
TheYell0wDart
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Contrary to the popular saying : Tragedy is sometimes comedy plus time.
I never seen someone botch a parallel park so bad that they cause an accident on the other side of a four lane road before.
dascharmingharmony 3,014 points · Sep 2020
They just gave up completely, “shit might as well make this worth the deductible.”
Warfrogger 1,180 points · Sep 2020
"Maybe if I slam on the accelerator I can pass this off as a medical emergency."
wreckedcarzz 555 points · Sep 2020
I mean, lacking a brain is a medical emergency... Right?
MrZepost 365 points · Sep 2020
Pre existing conditions aren't covered
poopellar 164 points · Sep 2020
"I swear I never had a brain before"
spiffiestjester 18 points · Sep 2020
Very guilty laugh on that one. Well played.
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2020isnotperfect 12 points · Sep 2020
Did you drive a Toyota a few years back?
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Dansk72 190 points · Sep 2020
They were trying their best to get away from the scene of the crime.
jjw21330 80 points · Sep 2020
By careening into oncoming traffic
Chorizwing 70 points · Sep 2020
Works in gta 🤷♂️
cdc194 14 points · Sep 2020
Death is a pretty surefire way to escape.
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Wookieman222 62 points · Sep 2020
This was a might as well get arrested and get charged with a few felonies.....
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lalifeguards 192 points · Sep 2020
This looks like a typical mixup of the brake and gas pedals. Panic sets in and they mash the pedal even harder. This causes a reaction where they continue to press even harder on the pedal.
[deleted] 97 points · Sep 2020
My dad had to write off an good car one time because he loaned it to a friend. She apparently mixed up like this and crashed it into a concrete barrier in a parking lot.
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Barely_adequate 58 points · Sep 2020
But they were in reverse. If the mashed the pedal harder they would have gone further in reverse. They clearly stopped and shifted into drive then floored it. This was a purposeful decision on their part.
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Dansk72 147 points · Sep 2020
They must have been taught that when parallel parking you hold both the accelerator and the brake pedals down as far as you can and then modulate the movement by carefully lifting off a little on the brake. Not always foolproof...
astropapi1 113 points · Sep 2020
I, too, enjoy doing burnouts while parallel parking.
Dansk72 42 points · Sep 2020
His passenger accidentally flipped the nitrous oxide injection switch while turning down the radio. . .
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RyanPridgeon 62 points · Sep 2020
... Are you implying I shouldn't have been doing it that way all this time?
Dansk72 25 points · Sep 2020
Hey, if it works for you then there's no reason to change now!
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electronuggets 27 points · Sep 2020
I've learned through the years that nothing's really foolproof. Fools can be quite ingenious in coming up with new ways to fuck something up.
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arentol 62 points · Sep 2020
Gesus, that is the worst idea I have heard in years. Do people really teach this method? It is entirely idiotic.
Dansk72 57 points · Sep 2020
I've got this great oceanside property in Arizona that I want to get rid of at a really cheap price. Are you interested?
Drduzit 15 points · Sep 2020
Does the bridge go with it?
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[deleted] 33 points · Sep 2020
It just happened again here two days ago, but alas, no video
https://www.victoriabuzz.com/2020/09/oak-bay-pd-considering-charges-in-four-vehicle-crash-after-parallel-parking-debacle/
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Throwawayuser626 27 points · Sep 2020
They stopped requiring them on road tests for getting your license (in my state) so honestly I’m not even surprised.
[deleted] 33 points · Sep 2020
It's honestly stupid to get rid of them. It wasn't about whether you'll parallel park all the time. It's the same as why they teach you Algebra in school even if you won't use it ever. It's to test your proficiency of problem solving, and for the car what level of control you actually have over the vehicle.
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