Went to our local theater a lot of high-school kids work at. The guy made me this ugly thing.
The crust was soft as hell. No pepperoni.
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Getting pizza at a movie theater was the first mistake. In the same realm as skating rink food
Knives530
I dunno what movie theaters you go to but that's absolutely not true. Cinemark has slapping dogs, decent nachos I'll admit they kinda suck, pizza is pretty good too. They even get seasonal items like those Brazilian dough balls stuffed with cheese. This isn't the 90s
BrewTheBig1
What happened to popcorn and candy? They got full-on restaurants at cinemas now?
beatenmeat
Some do. There's one near me that has a menu with steak, burgers, etc. There's a person that comes by and takes your order before the movie starts and typically deliver your food before the previews end.
BrewTheBig1
Damn. This is what I get for not living in the Aus for nearly two decades. I just get caramel corn or ramen…
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ElonSucksBallz
well, its still better than no pizza.
effortissues
No such thing as bad pizza my dude. Quit playin, you know you ate the shit out those sad circles!
chiefsfan_713_08
yeah it’s not great at all but i’d have finished it for sure lol
CaptServo
It was probably $17 or some bullshit tho
effortissues
For 2? You can bet on it! Probably $21.95 with a drink.
beatenmeat
It was $24 for 2 hotdogs and a drink combo last time I went to the AMC nearby. Straight rip off.
Powderkegger1
I might be trash but I’d eat this and ask for seconds.
Shoddy-Nerve-3362
Low-key would eat that
WhimsicalWeasal
High key would. aesthetically looks like shit but I know that was fire to eat lol
cheezhead1252
I’d eat the fuck out of that lol
AJ2698
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OGWolfMen
I prefer sloppy looking pizza like this, gets the extra cheese feeling without needing the extra cheese
Icy_Championship_104
I prefer a bunch of cheese and that’s what that photo is giving loll
Geo-Man42069
Simple pizza lol sauce and cheese on a pita/naan bread. It’s acceptable at home on a budget, but as a served dish :P
TimpanogosSlim
maybe they just suck at stretching and the dough hasn't rested long enough for the gluten to relax
Aschentei
The shape pisses me off but this still looks way better than that at my local theater
Bleak_Squirrel_1666
This is why I smuggle quality pizza in when I go to the theater
tmr89
Actually looks ok, ngl
defCONCEPT
Traffic ticket crime.
I'll eat it.
DIJames6
Love the amount of cheese, but yea it does look bad.. Probably better than it looks tho.. Hopefully it wasn't too much..
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looks honestly better than what i would expect lol
Imaginary-Nebula1778
What did you really expect.
CynthBot
I’d actually enjoy it I think…
writingwhilesad
Meh. Probably on par with other movie theater pizza made by baked high schoolers that just wanna go home.
ShesATragicHero
I would gladly eat that. Maybe not pay much for it, but yeah I’d eat that at 2am.
I’ve created worse and better with whatever I had in the fridge when called upon. Usually 5urned out edible.
b3_yourself
A+ for effort. C for execution
Animal2
Fresh from the microwave.
BeefSerious
I'd still murder that rn.
JustMechanic4933
HE'S ON THE DRUGS!
alvares169
Tomatoes, cheese and dough. Sounds good
Puzzleheaded-Pen4413
Where's the pineapple?
Oneironati
You're in denial dude. Gave yourself away at "crust was soft as hell"
nlpnt
Send a pic to management, kid'll get told off...
...for using too much cheese. Standard's probably something like one tablespoon for a personal one that size.
sexwithtransgenders
In Europe less cheese is used your on the best side there 🤣
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That looks rly good to me lol I love cheap pizza
TwoIllustrious7940
Yummy artificial pizza
MysteriousHeart3827
That's a whack-ass pizza!
sinjidsotw
Is that on a hamburger bun?!
The comments in this sub are always some form of: “gross. I’d eat it”
SudhaTheHill 22 points · Sep 2024
What do you expect? It’s PIZZZA.
-kindness- 6 points · Sep 2024
That’s not pizza. That’s some kind of latchkey kid after school creation.
Lazy_Diver8839 3 points · Sep 2024
🤣🤣🤣