What did the dumbbell say to the barbell?

I’ve been weighting for you…

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Responsible-Jury2579

Weight, can you just hold on two sections?

(Two sections to hold a barbell. It’s bad, but I’m just working with the punchline - sorry.)

elchronico44

Bro.. Thats heavy

Delivery-Plus

Yeah, that’s pretty heavy.

EndersGame_Reviewer

No point in keeping things light. They say you shouldn't sweat the petty things, nor pet the sweaty things.

Articulate_1

Looks like you put on a few pounds.

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"Hsgdgdeu jwbsz jajaanaanaa hhsbisow" -Dumbbell

JustJohn8

Drunk again huh?

broiledfog

Nothing. Because it’s a dumbbell.

Slapping_kangaroo

I'm not very smart but I can lift heavy things.

DopeCharma

Mama didnt raise no fool…

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Get a grip

aw_jak_19

Lose some weight

Tatersquid21

"Hey Dummy, I'll meet you at the Bar when the bell rings."

Tall_Preference7513

Can I get a ding-a-ling

Lingonberry-357

😂😂

SyntaxError79

Should we go watch Dumb and Barber?

glucoman01

Chalk it up to being heavy.