My sister is getting into photography and recently took a trip to Africa. I told her to just quit now because she’ll never top this moment.
1,076 comments · 83% upvoted · source · other discussions
1,076 comments · 83% upvoted · source · other discussions
"Dear diary, today I lost my virginity while an 8 year old had me in a sleeper hold."
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greenworld6 984 points · Jul 2018
Oh! Oh! Pick me for the screenshot!
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steemboat 277 points · Jul 2018
Hey, but we at least get a participation trophy! Right?
No we dont
[deleted] 82 points · Jul 2018
You do if you were a part of the snap
steemboat 26 points · Jul 2018
I should definitely have one of those.
I survived that shit
jmz_199 7 points · Jul 2018
You get one for surviving.. I did
creemyice 2 points · Nov 2018
happy cake day
Reverse_Speedforce 12 points · Jul 2018
Part of the snap here. Hello.
shiny_lustrous_poo 4 points · Jul 2018
Me, too ama
rocklou 7 points · Jul 2018
What did it cost?
Hates_escalators 7 points · Jul 2018
Piss off ghost
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Reverse_Speedforce 6 points · Jul 2018
Everything.
[deleted] 4 points · Aug 2018
r/unexpectedthanos
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r/expectedthanos
OhNoCosmo 9 points · Jul 2018
I'm upvoting solely because of your user name as I'm passing through Steamboat Springs today.
steemboat 9 points · Jul 2018
Well, hey. I thank you for that. Have fun!
Ta2whitey 4 points · Jul 2018
!redditgarlic
CastingCough 1 points · Jul 2018
!redditsilver
Login8 1 points · Jul 2018
༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ
SaltMineForeman 8 points · Jul 2018
Not with that attitude.
Rick_Sancheeze 0 points · Jul 2018
Like salt from the earth? What's that like?
SaltMineForeman 1 points · Jul 2018
It's decent enough.
Llamaghost5 1 points · Jul 2018
I unfriend you
creemyice 1 points · Nov 2018
happy cake day
wooshawty 1 points · Jul 2018
Thank you so much for reminding me of such a fantastic commercial
CougdIt 0 points · Jul 2018
I unfriend you
[deleted] 0 points · Jul 2018
Where the fuck is the linked text to that video you lazy hussy?
VunderVeazel 18 points · Jul 2018
"Pick me! Pick me!"
I'm having Nam flashbacks of the disc menu for Shrek.
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VunderVeazel 1 points · Jul 2018
Lol, fall asleep watching the Shrek DVD and you're scarred for life.
Bread_is_weak 7 points · Jul 2018
You link the comment on r/nocontext, no screenshot
shpongleyes 9 points · Jul 2018
I will always downvote these types of comments
Shroffinator 2 points · Jul 2018
cropped
mypasswordis-123456 5 points · Jul 2018
that's not how r/nocontext works
A_Half_Ounce 1 points · Dec 2018
Sorry I'm late to the party but hi Mom I'm famous.
[deleted] -4 points · Jul 2018
Me too please!
Kidvette2004 -6 points · Jul 2018
Me too!
WombatsInKombat 48 points · Jul 2018
Fucking finally, a r/nocontext that fits.
MrArtless 14 points · Jul 2018
/r/evenwithshutthefuckup
Newcool1230 -43 points · Jul 2018
/r/EvenWithContext
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SisRob 21 points · Jul 2018
it's still a kid holding a dog being fucked tho
[deleted] 14 points · Jul 2018
This isn't how you....just no.
[deleted] 60 points · Jul 2018
No God damn it
Falchion_Punch 10 points · Jul 2018
"If the context explains the comment, then it doesn't belong here"
C'mon man, it's right in the sidebar
[deleted] 7 points · Jul 2018
This is not an obligatory response to /r/nocontext. Please stop posting this comment without even thinking about whether or not it legitimately applies. 9 out of 10 times, it doesn't.
[deleted] 35 points · Jul 2018
"OOH LET ME GET DAT KARMA ITS MY TURN TO SAY THE THING"
MonacoBall 17 points · Jul 2018
THE THING
[deleted] 6 points · Jul 2018
DUUUUDE COME ON
tehsdragon 2 points · Jul 2018
TECHNICALLY YOU SAID IT FIRST
[deleted] 3 points · Jul 2018
DID NOT
TrussedTyrant 14 points · Jul 2018
So if i say the thing i get karma?
broccolibadass 8 points · Jul 2018
the thing
[deleted] 8 points · Jul 2018
Do not say the thing
Mohlemite 3 points · Jul 2018
ayy lmao
ghost_of_dongerbot 5 points · Jul 2018
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DontAskMeAboutToday 1 points · Jul 2018
I’m not your buddy, pal
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agentages 2 points · Jul 2018
Fine. How was yesterday?
MrArtless 0 points · Jul 2018
THEY DID THE MONSTER MATH
[deleted] 1 points · Jul 2018
I wasn't trying to start a circlejerk, I was making fun of them!
MrArtless 0 points · Jul 2018
...I know I was going with it.
[deleted] 1 points · Jul 2018
There's nothing worse than someone who intends to go along with the joke but my part in the joke is resisting the fact that it is a joke
FridaysMan 92 points · Jul 2018
At least they just got in before the age of retirement
AppScrews 80 points · Jul 2018
Please stop reading my diary to everyone.
Erwin_the_Cat 44 points · Jul 2018
Just how a dog would dream of that day I assume
[deleted] 16 points · Jul 2018
/r/suddenlysexoffender
lumpydumdums 11 points · Jul 2018
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one....
[deleted] 8 points · Jul 2018
8 year Old Sleeper Hold
Andy’s new band name before he changes it back to MouseRat
unamity1 6 points · Jul 2018
13 Reasons Why
[deleted] 7 points · Jul 2018
Thats not the same dog! Is it?
RWDMARS 3 points · Jul 2018
You think that dogs a virgin? That dog has fucked many a blanket
-GloryHoleAttendant- 2 points · Jul 2018
The way it should be.
agentages 1 points · Jul 2018
Do you offer fluffing services or just the clean up?
goldenguuy 2 points · Dec 2018
163 days later, I laughed. Tell friends & family this holiday about your most triumphant reddit moment while around the dinner table or fireplace, and enjoy with your loved ones. Have a blessed time.
Basilrock 3 points · Jul 2018
👍👍👍.
L0ader 1 points · Jul 2018
OMG ITS THE SAME DOG
poopa_troopa 1 points · Jul 2018
Child Macaulay Culkin the wing man of that dogu
crank1off 1 points · Aug 2018
Dahell?
JTURL 1 points · Jul 2018
No kink shaming please.